A Tux Rental Goes Awry at the SF Men's Warehouse

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Hillary Dixler, associate editor at our sister site Eater National, and a male friend paid a visit to the San Francisco Men's Warehouse today to pick up a tux. The story starts out hopeful, but how things will turn out is a dramatic cliffhanger. We've got our fingers crossed that Mike is eventually going to like the way he looks. Because that guy who used to guarantee it got fired.