Grab the Closest Lint Roller and Book an Uber Kitten. Now.

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It's National Cat Day, and Uber is celebrating with Uber Kittens. For $30, an Uber driver will deliver a totally adorable, probably adoptable cat to you for 15 minutes of quality playtime. (Proceeds benefit the SFSPCA.) To book an Uber Kitten, just slide past the taxi option to the cat icon in your Uber app.

Oh, you wore black to work today and you don't want cat fur on your outfit before your afternoon meetings? Well, that's just too effing bad. Kitten delivery does not happen everyday, folks. Find some packaging tape in your office to de-fur your clothes, and get ready for snuggles. The promotion only runs from noon to 4 pm today, so order that cat, stat.
· UberKittens [Uber Blog]
· Here Now, a Photo Tour of Cat Town, America's First Cat Café [Curbed]