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Booty Haul: 14 Things You Need from the Pirate Store Right Now

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Talk Like a Pirate Day is upon us, and we would be remiss not to also use this opportunity to help you shop like a pirate. While getting to know the proprietors of 826 ValenciaSan Francisco's only independent pirate supply— we stumbled upon a number of items that every pirate home should have. Here now, the entire collection! With photos! Stop by this afternoon to pick up your favorites, and stick around for a special, pirate-themed Reading Happy Hour (6 to 8 p.m.) celebrating pirates from all walks of life.

· Ahoy, Matey! Take a Gander at Ye Local Pirate Store [Racked]
· 826 Valencia [Official Site]