Potty-Training the Warriors; Mark Zuckerberg's $10M "Fixer-Upper"; A Manse Full of Aristocratic Intrigue

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Welcome to Curbed Cuts, where Curbed SF editor Lamar Anderson shares the best real estate and neighborhood news of the week.

MISSION BAY—After commissioning an arena that bears an unfortunate resemblance to a toilet, the Golden State Warriors rushed to assure everyone to calm down, this is only a preliminary toilet.

SILICON VALLEY—Behind the walls of this $100M mega-manse in Hillsborough there's an aristocratic soap opera waiting to be unraveled, with cameos by a Gold Rush tycoon, San Francisco social royalty, and a French count.

EUREKA VALLEY—The renovations on Mark Zuckerberg's personal tech campus on Liberty Hill are getting kind of out of hand.

SAN FRANCISCO—This map of Burners by neighborhood pretty much confirms that all your Burning Man stereotypes are correct.

SoMa—Here's how a Google attorney's face wound up plastered on a Durex condom wrapper.

SAN FRANCISCO—Here's what $3,300 rents you around SF.

MISSION BAY—True fact: Before biotech, Mission Bay was a very successful 19th-century whaling hub.

SAN FRANCISCO AND EAST BAY—Alert! Curbed SF is seeking two freelance contributors.