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Let's face it, it's pretty much impossible to get a tan in San Francisco, especially in the foggy summer. It's just as well, because who wants the skin damage that comes with sun exposure? Luckily, SF is home to experts who take spray tanning very seriously. Check out the map below to find out where to maintain such a natural bronze glow all year long that everyone will assume you have a Hawaiian condo.